Did your mom ever tell you to drop that pretty pretty feather you just picked up off the ground because it was CRAWLING WITH GERMS?
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But they're so pretty. And totally awesome to pull the little fibers apart. |
I started up a project today that involves feathers, and it got me thinking about our mother's fear of feathers. Is it valid? Will we -one day- tell our young child to, "Drop that feather immediately! It's chock full of disease!"?
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Oo, feather in the wind. |
A quick and totally scientific Google search found hundreds of immediate bird-feather-caused contagions. Including [but not limited to] lice, salmonella, bird flu, absolutely terrifying flesh-eating bacteria, and parasites.
So thanks, Mom, for telling me to drop that feather. I think.
"Feathers are pretty and super dangerous" is probably my favorite line ever. Fantastic.
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